A day as a waitress:
People might wonder what I do, when I am working my ass off as a waitress! But it is about time to bring some light into this darkness of my million jobs! So here is what I do when I am not writing the new Pulitzer Prize winning article... or in other words: boredom!!!

That happy looking blond guy just ordered a stake and a coke. So pretty blond waitress is going to run to the kitchen with his order...
In the kitchen the fat cook is waiting. Pretty blonde order a tasty yummy stake and he makes it...
While fatty is cooking, pretty blonde gets out the cool drinks, in that case, a coke...
And then, hurry hurry, back to the table of the happy blonde bloke, bringing him his yummy food!!!
If anyone thinks that game is boring - its not. The word is addictive! And I love it. Well, right now I am addicted to "Spot the mistake" but anyway... that is why I my bum hurts! Because I keep running from table to table! True story that!
8 comments:
That waitress... she somehow has a fat ass...
Do not be mean to her. She works so hard! And you would have a fat ass too if you had to be walking around like that all day. It is not fat, it is muscle.
its fat! and she looks like her bf dumped her two days ago. i wonder if i would have fun in that job. i doubt it. she looks a bit like denise...
*cries* then if that girl is fat, then I am obese.
*runs away to cry more*
She is not FAT as in FAT FAT. I said she has a fat ass... but actually I just was mean because she was blonde!!!
She will end getting kicked off Popstars for being too fat.
i would so hope she gets kicked our from popstars!!! she will do much better with "idol" anyway... ehehe.
btw, anyone watching that postars crap?
Australian Idol starts on Sunday - YEAH YEAH!!!
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