The story of Spongehair Gaypants...

I have to warn you, it is a sad story. And you might end crying again. But then again... its terrible funny. So maybe you´ll have a great laugh! Its a story not even the brother Grimm could write better... *cough*

Well, once there was this guy. Lets call him Spongehair. Because it was always perfect, always nice. It looked like it took him ages to make it look like this. And we bet it did. But it was not the kind of hair that Ronaldo Cristiano had. No gel or anything. Its just fell in layers of beautiful hair. Some called him Prince Chamring. Some just called him "gay".

Well, we call him Spongehair. Because it is simply and really just - perfect. But we could live with that. He played kicker and he played really good. He did all sorts of stuff in his little "shop" and he always had nice hair.

Rumors started to spread. Might Spongehair be gay? Could that really be true? What a shock would that be? Actually... no shock at all, since everyone around had some silly little hopes he actually might be gay.

But then again, he asked women to lunch and gave them posters and all sorts of stuff. So... was he in the end even flirting? Was he maybe straight and all the perfect spongehair was just because he was really pretty... we don´t know. Yet.

One day Spongehair came to work when it was really really hot. People wore shorts or boradies. But no one would wear what he wore. Those shorts *not to mention the shoes that went with it* were simple a terrible mistake. A mistake a straight guy would never do. Spongehair Gaypants was born. And the shock about those shorts spread from Germany to Australia and America. The TH was gay, no questions ask. It had to be a fact of life.
The scary vision of Spongehair Gaypants riding his bike to work in THOSE shorts was just too much to take for one simple mind.

Gay as "Queer as folk" no doubts. Why was he still flirting? Even if it was just a tiny little bit? Some people might think that is because the lady had too many gay friends for her own goods. But still... there always was that little hope. Maybe Gaypants with the beautiful hair was straight... Laughter in the streets. Nobody who has a taste in cloths and is straight would wear those shorts! *even the legs are pretty nice to look at...* but still... this is a mistake that can´t be forgiven. Or can it?

Well... today, at 14.40 pm on a Thursday the world would learn... Spongehair Gaypants is NOT gay. But - and that might be even worse - he as a girlfriend. And that alone would be bad enough - they will move in together. Isn´t that really cute?

So at the end of this story there are some things to think about...

1) Who can his gf let him leave the house in those shorts?
2) Why does that always happen to me?
3) Is his "gf" maybe just his "cousin"... ?

Well, now one thing is sure... the saturday is FREE!!! ;-)